Dear World and California, You Are Scared of Earthquakes, Admit it!

Most of us are terrified when we feel that earth move. That's perfectly reasonable because when an earthquake happens, there is no place to run. No, not even under your Queen sized cushion bed, though that would be better than being caught in an earthquake while you're on a subway train. Especially if it's a rocking 6.7 earthquake or worst. Do I mean to scare you, YES. Is it reasonable to get scared ? Of course. It happened yesterday here (thankfully, no one was hurt) and it happened to Japan recently and tragically, that cut short thousands of lives and made millions unhappy and feeling totally helpless and depressed.

I am terrified by earthquakes. Give me a thousand storms but not ONE "big one" please. I have a basement. I live in a country "used" to tropical cyclones. Sure, they do damage, but they do not terrify me as much as the sudden shaking on the ground.

When the Japanese earthquake hit, I saw those videos. I am sure you did too and hoped nothing like that would happen where you live. Then I went through what people can do in case of an earthquake, and there were frankly NO ANSWERS.

My favorite legendary actor always emphasized that it is our desire for control that makes us unhappy. We can do nothing about earthquakes but we can respond to it, when it happens. That is why I want you to go here - yes click that please.

What are you do do next? Simple, determine if this writer is sane. "Sane" isn't the same as "normal". I am not normal. Normal people do not cover coups, write books, and go kissing their presidents. Normal people stay in one job all their lives and think of retirement at the age of 30 after marrying and having babies. Normal people , at least from where I come from, would not have the audacity to think that anyone outside the third world (the nicer phase is "developing country") would write you. Most of all, normal people do not name their "inventions" after their beloved dogs.

Next, you make up your mind if this cause is a scam or not. You do that by writing me via Hubpages or using the hubpages comment. Sure, there are lot of thieves in the internet and that is exactly why I have been quite generic in trying to describe my "innovation". No it is not patented. Why? I want to patent it n the United States and I want to do several versions. One patent means that anyone with enough imagination can copy it, add some new "feature" or two and patent it too. So I'd like several variations when I patent it.

Why not patent it HERE? Are you kidding? Go to the nearest mall and you can buy all the seasons of the latest American series and movies for less than three dollars. This is Asia, and knock-offs are "in". Why would I do such a stupid thing as patent my earthquake protection devise/gear HERE?

So what next? If you are a nice person and terribly poor, please ask your friends to click my Hubpages everyday. Reasonable right? Read my stuff rate it and shop at my Amazon store here. I understand that, hey... I know that there is a recession in America and Europe and Greece and Belgium are in the brink of economic disaster. In short, I read the news and I am not a complete fruitcake.

Or if you aren't that terribly poor, you go to your paypal and AFTER you've read my "indiegogo cause". If you happen to have won the lottery and you come across this page then that could be a cosmic sign that you should get to know me better. If you're someone like Bill Gates, Oprah or Mark Zuckerberg, I will ask you for just a million or two -- something you can deduct from your tax returns.

Am I out to save the world from earthquakes? No. This gear I've come up with can protect you but it does not guarantee that you would not be harmed. It simply gives your head, brain and spine the better chance of not being damaged. You can still be some genius in a wheelchair after surviving the quake, but that is if you happen to be a genius before the quake occurred. Okay? So no magic being promised by this portable thingy you can carry anywhere. It won't make you superman, bionic and neither will it give you the power to rocket off the earth when an earthquake happens.

Will it add to your chances of surviving a quake? Yes. Would it make you less afraid? I don't know but it would make sure you were more protected than the rest. How you react to that is your your problem (or solution). I am not psychic so I can't promise to take away your fear -- but I can promise it will protect you when things start to fall or your building starts to crumble.

Did I open my hubpages for this? NO. Check, see that my Hubpages existed three years ago. Am I using my Hubpages NOW to tell the world about it? Certainly. In fact I am disappointed that Hubpages does not have an "invention" or "innovation" category. Would I be willing to discuss this with any "agent" of Hubpages -- yes, as long as they sign a document of non-disclosure. Fair right?

Would I be willing to talk to ANYONE interested about it? Not everyone. I have an automatic bullshit detector so it really depends on the chemistry. Just because I get a letter from someone who says he/she is a millionaire doesn't mean I'd bite. In fact, I'm wary of millionaires who keep offering me millions as long as I give them my bank account number and name, even if they think they are related to me.

Do I want to lessen the human damage brought about by these earthquakes? Yes. I've been through it. Would I be willing to talk to my own President? NO, actually, I personally know him. I want it manufactured in another country. Isn't that unpatriotic? No, I also want to protect my interest and the integrity (and quality control value) of my invention.

You live in California or Nevada or Japan and you're interested? GO to the link OR BUY something on my hubpages. Tell your friends the same, but better still, risk a dollar or two on your paypal. Oh and why don't I tell the world for free? I have read too much Ayn Rand perhaps and I feel that anything created has a price. Don;t you think so world?